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Post by John Payette on Jul 11, 2005 8:30:23 GMT -6
New Drugs For Women
D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P E P T O B I M B O Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups ! swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conce! ption.
D U M B E R O L When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to f! lip off other drivers.
B U Y A G R A Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T < B>A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.
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Post by sistersfishtoo on Jul 24, 2005 20:32:58 GMT -6
Ha ha ha ha good one!!! You sell any of those in the states ? Here in canada all we have is Fukitall !!!
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Post by explorer on Jul 25, 2005 8:30:13 GMT -6
Welcome Sistersfishtoo. Canada is where we seniors get most of our drugs so I need some of that next order.
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Post by explorer on Jul 28, 2005 8:21:09 GMT -6
I tried Viagra and it didn't work so the doctor put me on a new one called "noassatall".
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Post by coyotek on Jul 28, 2005 8:28:25 GMT -6
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