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condoms
Jul 14, 2005 10:38:56 GMT -6
Post by tailchaser on Jul 14, 2005 10:38:56 GMT -6
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 > >A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk >by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? > >To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. >Men use them to have safe sex." > >"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health >class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and >asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" > >The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for >Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." > >"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" > >"Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for >Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." > >"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 >pack. > >With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married >men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....." >
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condoms
Jul 16, 2005 10:17:52 GMT -6
Post by Robert on Jul 16, 2005 10:17:52 GMT -6
I need a refund then, I am still working off the 12 pack I bought when the 15 year old was born!
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