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Post by explorer on Jul 28, 2005 8:39:07 GMT -6
A traveler stopped in a very tiny rural town to take a break but it seemed the entire town was vacant. He could see no one anywhere and the only shop was closed. He checked down each street until he found an elderly gentleman sitting in his rocker on the front porch of his home. He approached the old man and asked, "Where can I get a drink in this town?' "Cain't," the man replied till sundown when the general store opens up. "Where is everyone?" Slowly and deliberately the old man said, "Resting during the heat of the day." Puzzled, the traveler scratched his head and asked, "Well, what do folks here do for fun and excitement?" The old man quickly responded, "Hunt and screw." Looking around the landscape, the traveler asked, "What do you hunt?" Another quick response, "Mostly something to screw."
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